This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
"DO YOU GET IT?! MEG IS WORTHLESS THAT’S THE JOKE! DO YOU GET IT?! WE’LL REPEAT IT A FEW MORE TIMES THIS EPISODE JUST IN CASE!"
No but really.
maybe if i do an all-nighter and then put myself through the agony of a 9-5 print workshop at uni tomorrow then i’ll feel shit enough to start feeling good again
maaaaaaaaaaate i should just stop pretending someone would ever choose me because it’s never happened and it’s never gonna happen so just give up forever
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
just don’t ever think things will be different because I know myself far too well and I’m nowhere near the person I wish I was
don’t hope for silly things, don’t convince yourself you’re possibly good enough, don’t pretend you’re worth anyone’s attention, don’t let your flatmates comment on how little you’ve eaten today when you let them have your spring rolls
i’m going to see queen live and i can’t stop crying i’m so happy
I JUST BOUGHT QUEEN TICKETS FOR MY HOMETOWN SOMEONE HOLD ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
flatmate with great arms also has exceptional shoulders 👌 daaaamn